Archive for December, 2009

Im your Angel, Baby

Published
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Lexi
on December 16, 2009
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Really, boys.I’m not such a bad girl. In fact, I’ve been an Angel all year! Well, almost. okay, not quite…..

Oh alright! i can see you rolling your eyes….;)

but you must admit… I am oh-so-very-good at being BAD! I am a nice girl though. Ask anyone. I volunteer at the animal shelter, at the VA hospital, and the homeless shelter downtown during the holidays. One time I even stopped my car and blocked traffic to shoo a Momma Duck  and her ducklings across a busy street! At Christmas I do this thing I call Random Acts of Kindness. I might pay for the person behind me in line at the checkout… or buy two boxes of chocolate and give one to the clerk.

Just because I happen to LOVE men, and LOVE sex, doesnt make me a bad person…just a horny one!

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Bad Santa

Published
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Lexi
on December 8, 2009
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Oh, I know. I have been very naughty. But at least I fessed up! When I sat on your lap at the mall the other night, I could tell that you …Ummmmmmm…..well, lets just say I could feel Santa’s pole heading North as I whispered all of my indiscretions to you.Now really, what would Mrs Claus say???? I will make a deal with you. No one need ever find out about the huge candycane tenting in your pants if you promise not to skip my house this year. I would love to see my stocking filled with some new toys to play with on my calls, or maybe some flavored oils and lubes to make playtime even more palatable!!!

I suspect that not many girls are so naughty that they actually make you drop your list…so sorry about that! Well actually…ok….I’m not. I love being naughty, and I dont plan on behaving like a lady anytime in the near future….sex is too much fun. Doing nasty things like sucking cock in a public place behind a cardboard Christmas tree, covering myself in that sticky frosting, making my pussy so hot that it melts the fake snow beneath me….. Mmmmmmmm I still have the taste of candy cane on my tongue…..

So really…..who IS the naughty one?

Sweet Angel Kisses,

Lexi


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Tiger Woods needs a spanking….and I know the Phone Sex Diva to do it!

Published
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Lexi
on December 2, 2009
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Naughty Naughty! I guess we all know whose house Santa will be skipping this Christmas, dont we? Just like our scandelous governer, if he had simply used phonesex to satisfy his need to breed, we wouldnt have this lovely mess, now would we? There are merits to  calling a Diva such as myself,one of the most important is you NEVER LEAVE A TRAIL!

NO STD’S

NO UNPLANNED PREGNANCY, EVEN IF YA CREAM MY PUSSY!

NO INCRIMINATING SCATCHES ON YOUR BACK

NO EXPENSIVE HOTEL

NO DRINKS TO BUY

IF YOU DO GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR COCK IN YOUR HAND, TELL HER YOU MISSED HER AND WERE JUST LISTENING TO AN OLD VOICEMAIL!

BE AS TWISTED AS YOU LIKE, AND NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT “THE LOOK”.

NO FEAR OF REJECTION

YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK YOUR MOTHER

YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER AND HE HOT FRIENdS

YES, YOU REALLY CAN FUCK ME!

Oh , the list goes on and on, but you get the point, right? You’d be a fool not to, and even if you do get addicted to me[and you will…] no matter how you stack it, its still cheaper than a messy divorce!!!

Love ya!

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See my photos and learn more about me on my PHONE SEX PAGE HERE.

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