I wish I was a donut
And get eaten every day
To stick on someone’s fingers
In a most delightful way

I wish I was a donut
Sugar coated just for fun
Full and round for easy grip
And a hole to put your tongue

I wish I was a donut
Long and filled with custard cream
Delicious on the taste buds
A succulent silken dream

Something to think about….

This useful tool,commonly found in the range of eight inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes is usually hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.It boasts a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. When used it is inserted,almost always willingly, somtimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again many times in succession,often quickly, and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.

Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally drawn out,it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance,some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening, and some from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done, it is returned to its freely hanging state ready for yet another bit of action,hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day,but often much less.It depends how often you clean your teeth With your toothbrush

A woman after my own heart……

A hard man is good to find.
Mae West

Hey, did you ever notice????

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause..

Did you ever notice how ..
..all women’s problems begin with ….

MEN!!!